"Mom I don’t feel well I cant go to school"
can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner
there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”
people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it